5 Minnesotans To Keep Travis Kelce’s Mom Company This Sunday
Travis and Jason Kelce's mom has got it going on recently. It began at S**** B*wl LVII when her sons faced off, with Travis (and the Kansas City Chiefs) barely coming out on top (Thanksgiving is going to be awkward until Jason wins one).
Now that Travis is dating some unknown pop star named Tyla Swoft, his mom is getting extra media love. In week 2, Twila Swert attended the Chiefs game and was allegedly spotted millions of times hanging with Donna Kelce in a suite. Tilula Suite cheered her next album material to victory.
Week 3 saw Mama Kelce hanging with Jake from State Farm (Khaki Nation WUZUP?).
The Chiefs are in town October 8th (2023, if you're currently in the future). So who are we - Minnesotans - sending to keep Donna Kelce company? It wouldn't be Minnesota Nice unless we keep her company.
1) Justin Timberlake
2) Lindsey Vonn
Yes, the four-time world champion Olympic gold medal-winning Burnsville-by-way-of-St-Paul native, Lindsey Vonn. She's famous enough to get recognition without being too famous tom completely overshadow Travis Kelce's mom (like what's-his-face who currently plays Jake from State Farm). She has infamous experience dealing with jerks, so if Travis is being an idiot that week, Donna can vent to Lindsey.
3) Larry Fitzgerald, Jr
4) Winona Ryder
Yes, our very own particular sports bae, Dave-O. Everyone should hang with Dave once, even if he doesn't want you to...which is likely. A little Dave would do Donna good.