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Really? How Much Stuff Do You Need To Bring?
I was out driving a lot this past weekend and since it was one of the last beautiful weekends, it was clear everyone was anxious to get outside. I’m driving down the interstate, in the Right lane by the way; no Left lane cruising on my watch, and I notice this vehicle pulling a trailer.
Really? Who Packages This Stuff?
I was in the store last weekend and turned to walk down the light bulb aisle. Just as I walked around the corner, a guy dropped a pack of light bulbs. *Crash* Broken glass everywhere. He looked up at me panicked. I held my hands up and bowed out...
Really? Who Crapped in the Pool?
I was at an awesome hotel a few weeks ago and my friends and I were hanging at the pool. Just as we’re really relaxing and swimming, the lifeguard comes by and tells everyone to get out of the pool. I’m thinking ok, it must have been a little kid who had an accident, …
Really, Jerk Flight Attendant?
Unfortunately, summer is officially over, school has started and back to reality. I took quite a few vacations this summer and I could probably do an entire series on flying alone, but the one I'm starting with is a certain flight attendant I got to experience. Normally, flight attendants I&apo…
Really? Who Doesn’t Wear a Seatbelt?
Are people still not wearing their seatbelts? Isn’t that kind of 1970s? As a kid, I remember rolling around in the back of our station wagon while my parents were driving. No one cared. I’m not even sure there were seatbelts in the car.
That was a different time and no…
Really, Lunchroom Massacre?
Tell me this happens at other workplaces besides mine. We had a potluck at my office on Monday and had lots of potato chips and other snacks leftover. By Tuesday afternoon, I walk into our lunchroom and people had all the bags of chips, cookies, etc open on the table...
Really, TV Spoiler?
With our lives becoming busier and busier each day, who has time to watch TV anymore? Luckily, we can rely on our DVR, right? That’s pretty much how a majority of us are now watching TV. We have the luxury of recording it and watching it when we have free time...
Really, “The World is MY Trashcan” Guy?
Dear Littering Sh*tbag,
If you are wondering how the McDonald’s bag that you threw out of your window leaving the McDonald’s parking lot ended up in your yard, it was me.
I have been seeing way too much littering lately and seeing you toss your fast food bag out of your…
Really, Feces Covered Cell Phones?
Do you know how many cell phones have traces of poop on them? 1 in 6. Look up right now. You see five other people? It’s probably your phone. We all know why this is happening, right?
Don’t you remember the days where if you had to go to the bathroom, you simply went t…

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