Krissy Krabtree

Really, Voicemail Messages From Hell?
One of the most annoying things ever is when you miss a call and your voicemail sound doesn’t go off until minutes later. You instantly know that this numbnut who just called you, rattled off their mouth for who the hell knows how long and you know it’s probably a bun…
Really, Guy Ordering Fast Food?
I don’t normally eat at fast food joints, but last weekend I went to one to get a vanilla ice cream cone. I’m waiting in the drive-thru and I can hear the guy in front of me ordering and all I hear is this: “I need a #1, I need a #4, I need a 5 piece chicken nug…
Really, Diet Mountain Dew?
Here’s the question I’ve been wondering this week. When in the hell did Diet Mountain Dew become so popular?? I ordered a pizza last weekend and one of the only drink choices, Diet Mountain Dew. What!? Has that always been an option...
Really? Are Only Morons Behind Keyboards?
One of the main things I’ve learned from social networking sites, other than what my old friend from 1st grade who I haven’t talked to in 20 years had for dinner last night, is that a majority of people cannot spell. Of course, I was the nerd in high school who would circle and correct…