Have you ever had someone who smokes cigarettes come up to you and say, “I wonder why I don’t feel good today?” This happened to me the other day and I’m pretty sure I just stared at the guy for about 2 minutes and said nothing.

The whole time this is what I’m thinking: “Really? You don’t feel good and you can’t think of a reason why? You, the guy who just finished inhaling tar, nicotine and carbon monoxide can’t figure out why you don’t feel good? This really is a mystery, isn’t it? I’m actually quite surprised that you feel good, ever!”

Not that I have anything against people smoking because I really don’t give a rat’s ass and it’s not as if there’s a shortage of people in the world. However, when you wonder quite often why you don’t feel good, it makes me think,” Quit the song and dance, pull your head out of that cloud of smoke and shove it up your ass where it obviously belongs.”

I mean Really!

What makes you think “Really?” Email me at krissykrabtree@1390thefan.com or check out krissykrabtree.com for more irrelevant commentary.