Really? Can You Say Walk of Shame?
I was out early last Sunday morning and it’s always kind of easy to pick these people out, but being there were lots of Halloween parties last weekend, made it even easier. There’s no other reason to see a woman, dressed up as the Bride of Frankenstein, walking down the street at 8am Sunday morning unless she’s doing the good old, classic Walk of Shame.
I also saw Wonder Woman, a witch, Minnie Mouse and even a guy dressed up like a hot dog that morning. There’s no way to drive by and not secretly judge these people. I mean, couldn’t you have borrowed a shirt or something so you don’t have to walk down the street like a complete a$$hole?
There’s no way around the Walk of Shame. There’s nothing you can do about it. You just have to hang your head, avoid eye contact, walk quickly and get your ass home already because this was officially your “Walk of Shame” moment.